{"id":10,"date":"2026-07-30T03:57:38","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T03:57:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/?page_id=10"},"modified":"2026-09-22T06:57:06","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T06:57:06","slug":"fishes-are-neyes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to my website! XD"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1\" style=\"font-size:12em\">Fart<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-19 size-large\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/DSC00220-1024x576.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/DSC00220-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/DSC00220-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/DSC00220-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/DSC00220-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/DSC00220-2048x1152.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim\" style=\"background-color:#65655e\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-cover-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><em><strong><mark style=\"background-color:var(--ast-global-color-2);color:#f78da7\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Hello friends!<\/mark><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);margin-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40);height:32px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had two peanut butter sandwiches in my lunch today. Oh, it&#8217;s Thursday 30th July. That&#8217;s what I mean my today. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-7387b849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" class=\"gb-media-3c313a72\" alt=\"\" title=\"thing for my website\" src=\"https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/thing-for-my-website-2.webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/thing-for-my-website-2.webp 250w, https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/thing-for-my-website-2-150x150.webp 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"361\" class=\"gb-media-cedff704\" alt=\"\" title=\"other thing for my website\" src=\"https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/other-thing-for-my-website.webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/other-thing-for-my-website.webp 640w, https:\/\/greta.modernwebsites.co.nz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/other-thing-for-my-website-300x169.webp 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>WHAT! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So-fish-ticated. 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